Spitting Fire

David Parkinson invents a sharp, new look for the OHL's Windsor Spitfires. He writes a mock press release for the redesign, saying:

With striping that reflects the decals used on Spitfire fighter planes during WWII, we can be sure that no matter where we go, we will be recognized as a hockey club rich in tradition and winning.
A New Era of Spitfires Hockey Is About to Takeoff